老農夫茶莊

So we are all wealthy Humen!咱們可都是有錢人哪...............

As we are getting older, we are getting wealthier! 

當 咱 們 年 紀 越 來 越 老 的 時 候，也 會 變 得 越 來 越 有 錢................................

Becouse

Silver in the Hair

頭髮裡有銀子 (銀髮蒼蒼)

Gold in the Teeth

牙齒裡有金子 (假牙裡鑲著金子)

Stones in the Kidneys  

腰子裡有鑽石 (結石啦........)

Sugar in the Blood

血液裡流著糖 (喂，很多國家糖價可是貴得不得了........)

Lead in the Feet

腳裡面流著鉛/鋁/汞 (食物污染哪...........)

Iron in the Arteries

到處有鋼釘/支架/人工關節，大動脈裡跑著的是鐵... (開鐵...礦....?)

And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas

肚子裡有著用不完的天然瓦斯................( make 屁 啦......)

We never thought we'd accumulate so much wealth!

咱們從來就沒想到過咱們的身體裡面會囤積這麼多的.........財 富!